est2080:

bynce:

Remember when a 20 year old Beyoncé lowkey snatched Celine Dion

Beyoncè was like let me get this bitch together………lol

(via greetings)

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

image

(via greetings)

(Source: abocadoinferno, via greetings)

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

im good at flirting cause i can turn any conversation sexual. im serious. try me.

imagecloudy with a chance of MY COCK

(Source: meladoodle, via unprime)

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr, via greetings)

(Source: zaoo, via misjudgments)

mcshannnon:

grapefruitfrog:

sanclrnan:

nachosinthetardis:

unquoted:

His tie OMG

IS THAT THE JANITOR FROM NED’S DECLASSIFIED?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?

That’s Dara Norris, voice of both Dad and Cosmo, and also the janitor from Ned’s Declassified, m’friend.

I love everything about this.

HE WAS THREE CHARACTERS THAT WERE MY CHILDHOOD. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY.

(via lubricates)

Timestamp: 1408471968

mcshannnon:

grapefruitfrog:

sanclrnan:

nachosinthetardis:

unquoted:

His tie OMG

IS THAT THE JANITOR FROM NED’S DECLASSIFIED?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?

That’s Dara Norris, voice of both Dad and Cosmo, and also the janitor from Ned’s Declassified, m’friend.

I love everything about this.

HE WAS THREE CHARACTERS THAT WERE MY CHILDHOOD. EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY.

(via lubricates)

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

(via happiest)

(via highcutie)