so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

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I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing

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communistbakery:

I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing

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