being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
im good at flirting cause i can turn any conversation sexual. im serious. try me.
cloudy with a chance of MY COCK
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing